Man Candy
This is our response to the music and entertainment news websites that have calenders and contests using women in bikinis.
C.F.M. Male Beauty Scale
Using the Elijah Wood beauty scale men are ranked from 1 to 11.
Homer Simpson being a one, Jared Leto being a 10 and
Elijah (a product of a mutant male beauty gene) is the unobtainable 11.
CFM Hotness Types
There are several kinds of hotness, all are equal in value.
One kind of hotness does not out rank the other.
1. A Come Lay On Me Body!
2. Come Grab My Fine Ass!
3. Lick and Stick! (contributed by tlarnes)
4. I looked into his eyes and my brain melted!
5. Grab A Handful Of That Hair And Hold On!
6. Let’s Cuddle All Day!
7. Rock My Face Hot! (contributed by Cheriene)
8. OH_MY_GOD! (contributed by Alatáriël)
9. Come at first sight–hot! (contributed by aMonthOfSundays)
10. Heart stopping–hot!(contributed by aMonthOfSundays)
11. Heart starting–hot! (contributed by aMonthOfSundays)
12. Stalkably hot! (contributed by aMonthOfSundays)
13. First time I saw him-First time I existed–hot! (contributed by aMonthOfSundays)
Men can fall into one or all categories.
Please feel free to leave suggestions for hotness types in the comment section.





